Following several weeks of paperwork, procurement, quality assurance, repeated discussions regarding mugs, an unexpectedly complicated investigation into tote bags and more forms than the Office considers reasonable, we are delighted to announce that… 🎉 THE OFFICIAL OFFICE OF TIGGY SHOP…
The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control. 🐜 The Office is delighted to confirm that twenty-six members of Health & Safety (Ant Division) this morning successfully executed…
The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The Department for Correspondence & Written Communications confirms that Tiggy’s thank you letter to Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn has, after…
Dear Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn, One has commenced this letter on several occasions, only to put it aside because no words seem sufficient. From the moment one was greeted at Pen-y-Bont Station until the moment one reluctantly departed for Chester,…
One wishes to express one’s sincere thanks to @Jennifer Flynn for these wonderfully thoughtful gifts, which arrived safely this morning. The beautiful card and delicious treats have quite made one’s day. It is kindness such as this that continually reminds…
The Office regrets to advise members of the public that this morning’s scheduled update has been postponed pending Tiggy’s completion of her formal letter of thanks to Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn following last weekend’s exceptional hospitality at Dillwyn Manor. The…
The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has now completed her evening patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The Department for Communications makes no apology for the absence of this morning’s report. Tiggy remains perfectly at liberty…
By Montgomery Burrows Senior Associate Deputy Investigative Correspondent for Underground, Small Mammal & General Station Affairs Following an unprecedented delay to today’s Office of Tiggy morning report, I attended Chester Station to investigate the cause. Upon arriving on Platform 5,…
The Office regrets that the publication of this morning’s report has been further delayed. Whilst Tiggy has now awakened from her earlier unscheduled rest stop, patrol operations have once again been interrupted. Officials report that Tiggy has become completely mesmerised…
The Office regrets that this morning’s report has been delayed. Tiggy set out with her customary diligence to complete her morning patrol before her elevenses snacks and naps. Unfortunately, part way through she elected to take an unscheduled rest stop.…