MORNING UPDATE: The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control. Tiggy’s weekend at Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn’s manor in Penybont was most agreeable and included bird watching, sun-bathing…
The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The Department for Law & Justice has now concluded its investigation into the recent food poisoning incident. An Official Statement…
The Department for Law & Justice has now completed its interviews with Station Rats A and B and can confirm that it is satisfied that, knowing Mr Fergus Redfern had recently submitted a genuine application for a Station Street Food…
The Department for Law & Justice has today authorised the release of this footage which provides a rare insight into Tiggy’s exceptional skills and demonstrates precisely why she graduated from the Royal College of Rodent Studies with First Class Honours…
The Office is pleased to confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control. Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst is pleased to report that steady progress continues in the Staff Census with a further six members…
The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The Department for Law & Justice confirms that both Station Rats A and B are now in custody and assisting…
The Department for Law & Justice is pleased to confirm that Station Rat A has been taken into custody. The arrest followed information received earlier today from Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn, who had travelled from Pen-y-Bont to Chester Station to…
Following a rigorous recruitment process conducted by the Department for Careers & Recruitment, the Office is pleased to announce the appointment of: Mr Jeremy Sherwood to the position of Senior Merchandise Quality Inspector and Mrs Jennifer Sherwood to the position…
MORNING UPDATE: The Office is pleased to confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The Staff Census continues, with Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst reporting that a further three members of Health & Safety…
EVENING UPDATE: The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that all remains broadly under control. Despite a slightly bumpy start due to a surprising number of creatures being unable to identify their own…