The Office regrets that this morning’s report has been delayed.
Tiggy set out with her customary diligence to complete her morning patrol before her elevenses snacks and naps. Unfortunately, part way through she elected to take an unscheduled rest stop.
Following her exceptionally busy day yesterday, during which she presided over lengthy court proceedings, the Department for Health & Wellbeing advises that a quiet morning is entirely appropriate.
Human subjects and creatures alike are thanked for their patience and are reminded that Tiggy should under no circumstances be woken.