Following several weeks of paperwork, procurement, quality assurance, repeated discussions regarding mugs, an unexpectedly complicated investigation into tote bags and more forms than the Office considers reasonable, we are delighted to announce that…
🎉 THE OFFICIAL OFFICE OF TIGGY SHOP IS NOW OPEN! 🎉
For the first time, human subjects may acquire their very own officially sanctioned Office supplies, including:
☕ The Standard Issue Office of Tiggy Mug
👜 Mr Phileas Moss Esq.’s Travelling Tote Bag
🐾 The Full Standard Issue Bundle
…along with coasters, keyrings, bookmarks and pens.
All official products have been designed by Tiggy’s Personal Private Secretary and will be individually printed to order in Chester and subject to the exacting standards of the Department of Merchandise & Commemorative Affairs.
❤️ Each order will also help another very important group of cats: 10% of profits from all official merchandise will be donated to Chester Kitty Cat Rescue-UK, supporting the wonderful work they do for cats in and around Chester. ❤️
The Office would like to thank everyone who has followed Tiggy’s adventures, joined in with the increasingly complicated affairs of the Office and, most importantly, kept asking us when you could buy a mug.
Well… you can now buy the mug.
And the coaster, and the tote bag, and the keyring, and the bookmark, and the pen.
The Office would also like to formally record its sincere thanks to Mr Jeremy Sherwood, Senior Merchandise Quality Inspector, and Mrs Jennifer Sherwood, Senior Packaging & Presentation Inspector, whose invaluable assistance in preparing the first official merchandise for release has ensured that all items meet the exceptionally high standards expected by the Office.
🐾 THE SHOP IS NOW OPEN! 🐾
👇 Shop link in the pinned comment below.
🌍 Worldwide delivery available.
📍 The Department is also currently working to make official merchandise available from selected outlets in Chester.
Further merchandise will follow, subject to demand, departmental approval and Tiggy’s availability for quality-control duties.