Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🐜 The Staff Census continues on Platform 5. Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst notes steady progress, although numerical order is complicated by members of Health…
Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and reports that all remains broadly under control (at work, if not at home). 🐜 The Staff Census has continued on Platform 5 throughout the day. Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst reports that operations have proceeded…
🐜 The Office can confirm that the Staff Census has resumed on Platform 5 and auditions for the Health & Safety (Ant Division) Synchronised Tap & Parasol Dance Troupe are now underway on the window sill adjacent to the bike…
My dear colleagues, I write in response to enquiries concerning my recent and, I understand, somewhat unexpected reappearance at Chester Station during my continuing expedition to Upton. Having taken suitable refreshment at The Deva Tap, I once again turned my…
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and reports that all remains broadly under control (at work, if not at home). 🐜 Health & Safety (Ant Division) confirms that 19 of the 645 wee parasols misplaced during Monday night’s celebrations at…
Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and reports that all remains broadly under control (at work, if not at home). 🛍️ The Department of Merchandise & Commemorative Affairs is pleased to confirm that the first Official Office of Tiggy orders…
🏠 The Office can now reveal the nature of the small surprise awaiting Tiggy at home – suggestions for both a name and a position in the Office welcome! Tiggy has not yet come home to meet the new arrival……
🐜 Footage has emerged of last night’s celebrations at The Chester Station Tap. Health & Safety (Ant Division) has declined to comment. 17 wee parasols have been handed into Lost Property; the whereabouts of the other missing 628 remain unknown.…
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and reports that all remains broadly under control. 🐜 Health & Safety (Ant Division) reports a subdued start following last night’s celebrations at @chesterstationtap. During the evening, 645 ants misplaced their wee parasols. If…
The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that all remains broadly under control. 🛍️ The Department of Merchandise & Commemorative Affairs was extremely pleased to receive its first orders today and wishes to…