🕊️ LETTER OF RESIGNATION 🕊️ To: Tiggy, Chief Rat Catcher & Inspector of Human Behaviour Cc: The Office of Tiggy Dear Tiggy, It is with considerable sadness that, with immediate effect, I tender my resignation as Assistant Deputy Acting Head…
The Department reports that GPS contact with its Field Operative has once again been lost. The Department is investigating reports that the operative may have become involved in an unexpected aerial incident whilst en route to the Upton area to…
To: Emmeline, Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs (Platform 5 Division) Cc: The Office of Tiggy, Principal Private Secretary to Tiggy From: Harley, Head of Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis Dear Emmeline, Firstly, please accept my sincerest…
Good morning. Tiggy has now completed her morning patrol and all remains broadly under control. A second night of overnight voting for eligible flying mammals has concluded. The Office still awaits Emmeline’s report regarding said overnight voting operations. Avian voting…
The Office can confirm that matters remain broadly under control. 🕊️ Avian Affairs is (with assistance from the Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis), the Office hopes, continuing to prepare its report regarding last night’s overnight flying mammal voting…
Subject: Overnight Flying Mammal Voting Operations To: Harley, Head of Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis Cc: The Office of Tiggy, Principal Private Secretary to Tiggy From: Emmeline, Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs(Platform 5 Division) Subject: Overnight Flying Mammal…
📋 INTERNAL MEMORANDUM 📋 To: Emmeline, Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs (Platform 5 Division) From: Tiggy Subject: Overnight Flying Mammal Voting Operations Report Emmeline, I note that the report regarding overnight flying mammal voting operations remains outstanding.…
The Department can confirm that its Field Operative tasked with procuring an Avian Translation Expert has now departed Chester Station and continues to make progress towards the Upton area of Chester. An eyewitness has reportedly observed that the operative is…
Good morning. Tiggy has now completed her first morning inspection and all remains broadly under control. 🕊️ Voting for Employee of the Week continues on Platform 5, and while small flying mammals have now left the protest, crowds of non-flying…
The Office can confirm that matters remain broadly under control. 📰 Montgomery Burrows of The Chester Chronicle today published an article questioning whether Emmeline has forgotten the principles she championed during the campaign to repeal the Avian Representation Act 1996.…