From: Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations To: Emmeline, Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs (Platform 5 Division) Subject: Electoral Communications – Visiting Avian Voters The Department acknowledges receipt of your memorandum regarding ongoing communication difficulties amongst…
The Office can confirm that while Platform 5 has reopened to human subjects, conditions remain challenging. Following the extension of voting rights to all birds, attendance has vastly exceeded expectations and significant numbers of avian electoral participants continue to fly…
After a particularly demanding day of governance, constitutional reform and electoral administration yesterday, Tiggy has determined that a lie-in is both reasonable and necessary. The Office remains fully operational. Please keep noise to a minimum.
Following a day involving electoral irregularities, departmental reviews, emergency consultations, platform closures and an unexpectedly high level of avian participation, Tiggy has completed her evening inspection and is satisfied that the situation remains broadly under control. Emmeline continues to oversee…
Following an internal review by the Department for Elections & Governance, the Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis wishes to provide an update regarding the Employee of the Week vote. During a routine audit, a discrepancy was identified between…
The Office of Tiggy regrets to advise that Platform 5 has been temporarily closed due to the unexpectedly high number of birds in attendance to vote for Employee of the Week since the repeal of the Avian Representation Act of…
To: Harley, Head of Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis From: Department for Elections & Governance CC: Principal Private Secretary to Tiggy Subject: Employee of the Week Election Review Following a review of polling data submitted by the Department…
Following a busy weekend of emergency meetings, avian negotiations and constitutional reform, Tiggy has resumed her regular station patrol duties and reports that all is currently in order. May the calm continue.
Following an emergency meeting involving the Departments for Avian Affairs, Elections & Governance and Law & Justice, Tiggy has reached a decision regarding the current situation on Platform 5. The Office has been advised by the Department for Historical Research…
The Office of Tiggy is aware that the situation on Platform 5 has continued to develop overnight. Reports indicate that Emmeline remains attached to the railing and has now been joined by a number of additional avian subjects, including multiple…