This is a reminder that the vast majority of Health & Safety (Ant Division) remain on Platform 5 awaiting their turn to complete their Staff Census forms. Human Subjects and any other larger creatures frequenting the platform are accordingly requested…
The Office can confirm that an unexpected administrative difficulty has arisen during the first day of the Official Staff Census. Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst reports that, whilst the vast majority of creatures have attended the census in good order, a significant…
The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The Official Staff Census commences on Platform 5 today. All creatures are reminded to complete their forms honestly and legibly.…
EVENING REPORT: The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The first day of training for the temporary carrier pigeons recruited to transport ballot papers has been largely successful, with…
Footage recently uncovered by the Department for Archiving & Historical Research reveals that Tiggy was not always quite so wise…
The Department for Law & Justice advises that the investigation into the outbreak of food poisoning, together with the counterfeit Station Street Food Vendor’s Licence (SSFVL) and Food Safety Assessment documentation presented by the fox who prepared and sold the…
The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that matters remain broadly under control. The recruitment of carrier pigeons to help Emmeline manage the postal ballot is now well underway, with six pigeons beginning…
The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that all remains broadly under control. Following this afternoon’s announcement regarding Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst’s promotion, the Department for Careers & Recruitment has commenced the process of…
Following extensive discussions, the Office is delighted to announce that Mrs Peckhurst has agreed to withdraw her resignation and accept a further promotion. To this end, and in recognition of her outstanding service and continued commitment to managing the Employee…
The Department for Facilities Management reminds all staff that Tiggy’s choice of sleeping location should not be questioned. Should an office chair be required for official business, one should simply procure one from elsewhere. Under no circumstances should staff attempt…