The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The Department for Elections & Governance confirms that Station Rat A and Station Rat B remain in custody and continue to assist…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that matters once again remain broadly under control. The unidentified “Lighting Engineers” sought in connection with the mysterious moth-attracting illumination observed during the Employee of the Week ballot…
In a departure from her usual “lead by example” management style, Tiggy has this afternoon demonstrated precisely what not to do. Staff, passengers and Tiggy are kindly reminded that the below notice applies equally to animals and humans. Department for…
The Office can confirm that, following a brief pursuit through the station this morning, Tiggy, Chief Rat Catcher (FRCRS), has successfully apprehended the unidentified rodents previously describing themselves as “Lighting Engineers”. The individuals concerned, now officially identified as Station Rats,…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The Department for Elections & Governance confirms that its investigation into weekend Flying Mammal voting for Employee of the Week (Week Ending…
Tiggy has now completed her end of week patrol and is pleased to confirm that matters, once again, remain broadly under control. The Department for Elections & Governance has taken note of today’s report by Montgomery Burrows in The Chester…
By Montgomery BurrowsSenior Associate Deputy Investigative Correspondent for Underground & Small Mammal Affairs Questions surrounding the currently suspended Employee of the Week ballot at Chester Station intensified today after an investigation by The Chester Chronicle uncovered evidence suggesting that the…
To the Esteemed Department of Auditing & Financial Compliance, I write with regard to expenditure incurred during my present assignment to procure an Avian Translation Expert from an organisation believed to be operating in the Upton district of this fine…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control. Voting in the Employee of the Week ballot remains suspended while the Department for Elections & Governance continues its constitutional review. The…
The Office can confirm that matters once again remain broadly under control. The Department for Elections & Governance continues its investigation into weekend Flying Mammal voting. The Employee of the Week ballot remains temporarily suspended pending the conclusion of these…