The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that matters once again remain broadly under control.
The unidentified “Lighting Engineers” sought in connection with the mysterious moth-attracting illumination observed during the Employee of the Week ballot have now been apprehended by Tiggy, Chief Rat Catcher (FRCRS). The individuals, currently known only as Station Rat A and Station Rat B, continue to assist the Department for Elections & Governance and the Department for Law & Justice with their enquiries.
Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst remains in post as Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs & Flying Mammal Affairs (Platform 5/6 Division). Demonstrations on Platform 6 continued peacefully throughout the day. The Department for Treats & Snacks is still investigating the earlier altercation involving two seagulls, a squirrel, a duck and a discarded Greggs bag.
The Department for the Preservation of Technology & Digital Infrastructure confirms that Tiggy has now vacated the station server. The Department for Health & Safety has confirmed that the picture forms part of a forthcoming “What Not To Do At Work” educational series. A full apology has been issued directly to Tiggy by the Department for We Pardon You Tiggy.
Field Operative Philieas Moss Esq. is understood to be preparing the next instalment of his explanation concerning recent expenditure. The Department of Auditing & Financial Compliance remains hopeful that some reference to the expenditure itself may eventually be forthcoming.
The Office wishes all human subjects a very pleasant evening.