The Office can confirm that matters once again remain broadly under control.
The Department for Elections & Governance continues its investigation into weekend Flying Mammal voting. The Employee of the Week ballot remains temporarily suspended pending the conclusion of these enquiries.
Following Tiggy’s intervention this afternoon, the Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis has now concluded its practical testing exercise and returned to normal duties. Form REC-14 has since been received by the Office.
The Lost Property Office has today been commended for the successful recovery and return of Pepper BSc (Hons), FICSA’s tennis ball.
The Department of Foreign Affairs & International Relations confirms that Field Operative Philieas Moss remains at the Town Crier pub, engaged in preparing his written response regarding recent expenditure.
Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst continues to oversee protests on Platform 6 whilst awaiting the outcome of the ongoing constitutional investigation.
The Office wishes all human subjects a very pleasant evening.