The Office confirms receipt of Harley’s memorandum in respect of the Department’s interim findings regarding weekend flying mammal voting in the Employee of the Week ballot and considers the allegations to be sufficiently serious to warrant a full investigation. Accordingly,…
To: Tiggy, Chief Rat Catcher & Inspector of Human BehaviourFrom: Harley, Head of Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical AnalysisSubject: Interim Findings – Flying Mammal Voting Analysis Dear Tiggy, Whilst Pepper BSc (Hons), FICSA continues finalising the Department’s comprehensive statistical…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her routine morning patrols and that all remains broadly under control. Following yesterday’s opening of the Official Office Archives, human subjects are reminded that whilst current governance continues on Facebook, historical records…
Dear Human Subjects, As the Office has grown, I have become increasingly aware that it can be difficult for new arrivals (and indeed, sometimes earlier supporters) to understand precisely how we reached our current position. I therefore instructed my Department…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her routine morning patrols and that all remains broadly under control. Having cleared the backlog of voters over the weekend, Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst continues overseeing Employee of the Week voting on Platform…
The Office can confirm that matters are once again broadly under control. 🕊️ Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst has accepted her promotion from Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs (Platform 5 Division) to Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian…
Following careful consideration and in recognition of her outstanding service during the recent constitutional challenges affecting Platforms 5 and 6, Tiggy is pleased to announce Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst’s immediate promotion from Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs (Platform…
The Department is pleased to confirm that its missing Field Operative has been located at The Queen at Chester Hotel after being diverted from his intended route by an unexpected aerial incident. Although currently described as being in a somewhat…
By Montgomery Burrows, Senior Associate Deputy Investigative Correspondent for Underground and Small Mammal Affairs Questions are beginning to be asked as to whether Tiggy FRCRS, Chester Station’s Chief Rat Catcher and Inspector of Human Behaviour, is losing control as she…
Good morning. Tiggy has now completed her morning patrol and all remains broadly under control. Demonstrations on Platform 6 became somewhat more animated overnight. Buzz, Senior Human Behaviour Analyst, and Toffee, Junior Data Acquisition Officer, remain on site overseeing the…