The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her final patrol of the working week and that matters once again remain broadly under control. The Department for Elections & Governance confirms that voting has continued peacefully throughout the day following…
The Office can confirm that further interviews have now taken place with Station Rat B regarding the possession and operation of a lamination machine. During questioning, it was established that Station Rat B purchased the item from Small Office World…
Following a brief review of the following photographic evidence, the Department for Pardoning Tiggy has issued this statement. It is accepted that, after an exceptionally busy week of constitutional crises, difficult legislative decisions and rodent interviews, Tiggy was simply experiencing…
Having returned refreshed from my comfort break, I shall endeavour to provide the information requested. Now, where was one? Ah, yes…the summer of my birth. So, it was just as the evenings were drawing in – the first crisp, burnished…
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and the Office is pleased to report that matters remain broadly under control. Tiggy cornered and took Station Rat B in for questioning regarding his lamination machine at 2.30am this morning. He remains in…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that matters once again remain broadly under control. Following today’s constitutional ruling, voting in the Employee of the Week ballot has now recommenced. Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst is reported…
The Department confirms receipt of Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst’s request for additional linguistic support following today’s constitutional ruling extending voting rights to all eligible flying creatures. Following discussions, the Department remains confident that both an Avian Translation Expert and an Insect…
Firstly, may I thank Tiggy for providing much-needed constitutional clarity. Whilst one appreciates that the extension of voting rights to all eligible flying creatures is undoubtedly a triumph for democracy, I would like to respectfully point out that I remain…
One can now confirm that, having carefully considered the full wording of the relevant constitutional documents and following consultation with Independent Senior Adviser for Constitutional & Strategic Affairs, Luther, one has determined that the guiding constitutional principle as to voting…
The Department for Elections & Governance confirms that preliminary enquiries have established that “Bat Moth” is a recognised colloquial name for the Black Witch Moth (Ascalapha odorata), a large species of moth with a wingspan of up to 7 inches,…