The Office can confirm that, following a brief pursuit through the station this morning, Tiggy, Chief Rat Catcher (FRCRS), has successfully apprehended the unidentified rodents previously describing themselves as “Lighting Engineers”.
The individuals concerned, now officially identified as Station Rats, are currently assisting the Department for Elections & Governance and the Department for Law & Justice with their enquiries regarding the moth-attracting illumination observed during the Employee of the Week ballot.
The Office reminds all human subjects that no conclusions have yet been reached and that even vermin deserve a fair hearing.
Tiggy has completed a lap of honour around the station collecting scritches and snacks, and has now retired for a well-deserved nap.