The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that everything remains broadly under control. The Department for Elections & Governance continues its investigation into moths voting as bats in the Employee of the Week ballot. Voting…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that matters once again remain broadly under control. The Department for Elections & Governance confirms receipt of Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst’s statement regarding her acceptance of votes from moths…
I have been asked by the Department for Elections & Governance to clarify the circumstances surrounding my acceptance of votes from certain participants in the currently suspended Employee of the Week vote. Having now reviewed my notes, I can confirm…
A chronological overview of the events and current status of the ongoing Employee of the Week ballot.
Reference: HSA/145636/GRG/001 Following a full review of the Department for Treats & Snacks Incident Report (Ref: DTS/GRG/001), I have now completed a Health & Safety assessment of the incident involving two seagulls, a squirrel, a duck and a discarded Greggs…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that everything remains broadly under control. Station Rat A and Station Rat B have now been released and are understood to have joined protests on Platform 6 calling…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that matters once again remain broadly under control. The Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis has completed its reconciliation of the Flying Mammal voting figures. An earlier…
Reference: DEG/INT/004 The Office can confirm that Tiggy, Chief Rat Catcher (FRCRS), has now conducted separate interviews with Station Rat A and Station Rat B, observed by representatives from the Department for Law & Justice. Both individuals admitted operating the…
Reference: DHBSA/FM/002 The Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis has now completed a full reconciliation of the preliminary Flying Mammal voting figures in the Employee of the Week Vote (week ending 12/06). Firstly, the Department wishes to correct an…
Ref: DTS/GRG/001 Following interviews and review of CCTV footage, the Department for Treats & Snacks has now established the facts and concluded its investigation into yesterday’s reported altercation on Platform 6 involving two seagulls, a squirrel, a duck and a…