The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that everything remains broadly under control.
The Department for Elections & Governance continues its investigation into moths voting as bats in the Employee of the Week ballot. Voting remains suspended.
Demonstrator numbers on Platform 6 continue to swell. To aid in the peaceful running of the protest, all participants are politely reminded that eating fellow protestors is strictly forbidden regardless of species or size – all biting, fighting and carnivore feeding rights must be relinquished both on Platform 6 and within a 20 metre radius of the area (in all directions). Those not adhering to this shall be removed from the protest and will forfeit voting rights should their species become eligible at any point in the future.
The Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations has confirmed that field operative Phileas Moss remains at the Town Crier completing his statement regarding recent expenditure for the Department for Auditing & Financial Compliance. The mission to procure an Avian Translation Expert therefore remains paused.
A leaf-blower, a lamination machine and a glass eye (blue) have all been handed into Lost Property.
Tiggy has now retired to her office for a second breakfast and third morning nap.