Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and the Office is pleased to report that matters remain broadly under control.
Tiggy cornered and took Station Rat B in for questioning regarding his lamination machine at 2.30am this morning. He remains in custody pending further enquiries.
The Department for Elections & Governance confirms that, after a slow start due to a confused colony of bees who mistakenly believed they were themselves to enter the ballot box, voting in the Employee of the Week ballot is now underway. Mrs Peckhurst reports that, whilst queues were initially in excess of the high millions and growing sharply, they are now beginning to stabilise, if not reduce.
Human subjects are advised to wear insect repellent and carry citronella at all times when in the vicinity of Platform 5.
Demonstrator numbers on Platform 6 have reduced significantly following yesterday’s constitutional announcement. However, those protesters remaining are reportedly becoming increasingly disgruntled and disorderly. This has not been helped by the duck previously involved in the incident with two seagulls, a squirrel and a discarded Greggs bag, who continues to evangelise that he has “seen the light” and that voting on this mortal coil is of no consequence. Human subjects are advised to avoid engaging with the duck, lest his ramblings cause them to miss their train.
The Department of Foreign Affairs & International Relations confirms that Field Operative Phileas Moss Esq. has recommenced his mission to locate an Avian Translation Expert and, owing to recent constitutional developments, an Insect Translation Expert from the reported organisation in the Upton area. The second page of his expense statement has now been received by the Department for Auditing & Financial Compliance and is expected to be published shortly.
The Department of Personnel Records & Resource Management reminds all members of staff that completion of the forthcoming Annual Staff Census will be mandatory. Further guidance will be issued in due course.
Wishing staff and passengers alike a very pleasant and peaceful day.