The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that matters once again remain broadly under control.
Following today’s constitutional ruling, voting in the Employee of the Week ballot has now recommenced. Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst is reported to be making good progress with ballot papers, despite expressing understandable concern regarding the sudden and huge increase in the number of eligible voters.
The Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations has advised the Department for Auditing & Financial Compliance that Field Operative Phileas Moss has almost completed page 2 of his statement regarding recent expenditure and will be submitting it before recommencing his mission to procure Avian & Insect Translation Experts.
The Department for Training & Retraining confirms that Toffee has successfully passed her Module 22a resit (“How to Ensure You Are Counting the Correct Ballot Papers”). The Office congratulates her on this achievement.
The Department for Lost Property confirms that the recently found lamination machine has now been claimed by Station Rat B.
The Office wishes all human subjects a relaxing and peaceful evening.