The Department confirms receipt of Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst’s request for additional linguistic support following today’s constitutional ruling extending voting rights to all eligible flying creatures.
Following discussions, the Department remains confident that both an Avian Translation Expert and an Insect Translation Expert can be procured from the organisation in Upton.
Accordingly, Field Operative Phileas Moss has been instructed to complete the current sentence he is writing in his statement regarding recent expenditure and immediately recommence his mission.
The Department appreciates that the delay to the expenditure report may prove frustrating to the Department for Auditing & Financial Compliance but considers the constitutional implications of the expanded electorate to be of overriding importance.
Further updates will be issued in due course.
The Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations