14.19 Poor Toffee
Poor Toffee is down in the dumps because she’s hurt her back, luckily she’s got her new bestie to snuggle up with (let’s not dwell on the fact that it was an over-enthusiastic game with the bestie that caused the…
Office of Tiggy
14.18 Evening Report
Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. It is hoped there may be a breakthrough in the Health & Safety (Ant Division) strike after Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst checked to be…
14.17 The Toilet Roll
It remains unclear who unravelled the toilet roll…although there are suspicions.
14.16 Letter to the Department of Internal Investigations & Prosecutions.
To the Department of Internal Investigations & Prosecutions, I feel it is my duty to bring to your attention a conversation I happened to overhear yesterday afternoon while at Chester Station for Tiggy’s stained-glass-window sitting. I was just readying my…
14.15 Morning Report
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. The judging panel conducting auditions for the Health & Safety (Ant Division) Synchronised Tap & Parasol Dance Troupe has issued an urgent appeal…
14.14 Evening Report
Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn arrived at Chester Station this afternoon for Tiggy’s first sitting for the stained-glass window she has commissioned herself to…
14.13 Department of Internal Investigations & Prosecutions: Standard Issue Wee Parasol Investigation – Update
The Department of Internal Investigations & Prosecutions confirms that its investigation into how hundreds of Standard Issue Wee Parasols lost at The Chester Station Tap on the night Health & Safety (Ant Division) were celebrating their successful 26-ant synchronised quadruple…
14.12 Notice – Employee of the Week (Week Ending 12 June) – Voting Has Now Closed
Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst, Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs, Flying Mammals, Staff Census & Postal Ballot Administration (Platforms 5/6), confirms that voting in the Employee of the Week postal ballot for the week ending 12 June 2026 has…
14.11 Morning Report
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Following confirmation of Tiggy’s direct descent from Lady Tigridia, Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn has commissioned herself to create a stained-glass window featuring Tiggy…
14.10 Sock’ Second Piano Lesson
Progress is not always linear. Maestro Toffee became a little frustrated with her pupil today. The pupil has requested a new teacher.