The Office has been informed that, while taking measurements of Chester Cathedral for their Standard Issue Wee Parasol scale model, a team of ants from Health & Safety (Ant Division) have made an unexpected discovery. Simon Turner (Ant No. 380),…
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Considerable progress has been made on the ants’ scale model of Chester Cathedral, constructed entirely from Standard Issue Wee Parasols. The central tower…
EVENING REPORT: Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Anita Butler (Ant No. 14,351) has begun considering Mr Phileas Moss Esq.’s revised flying harness design, incorporating two half-pint Inflight Pint…
MORNING REPORT: Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Following concerns raised by human subjects regarding the stability and weight distribution of his proposed flying harness, Mr Phileas Moss Esq.…
Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. A number of applications have been received from prospective members of the engineering team for Mr Moss’s harness. Applicants are reminded that experience…
Following the presentation of the keys to the port of Boulogne-sur-Mer, Tiggy was invited to accompany Monsieur Lefèvre on a private fishing expedition aboard the local vessel, Le Tiggy (renamed in Tiggy’s honour). Tiggy enthusiastically accepted. Once at sea, Tiggy…
FROM: Mr Phileas Moss Esq. My dear colleagues, I write further to the quite extraordinary discovery of several hundred Standard Issue Wee Parasols within my recently recovered Travelling Tote. Those familiar with the journals of the great explorers will know…
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Following Anita Butler’s Preliminary Safety Assessment, Mr Phileas Moss Esq. will today begin recruiting an engineering team to construct his proposed flying harness.…
SUBJECT: Proposed Flying Harness – Mr Phileas Moss Esq.Assessing Officer: Anita Butler, Ant No. 14,351 Following consultation with Mr Moss and an inspection of the preliminary designs for his proposed flying harness, I have concluded that the project may proceed…