Tiggy has reviewed this evening’s departmental records and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🐜 Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst notes that the Staff Census has recommenced without incident, with ants duly completing their Staff Census forms before…
With Tiggy back at work, Socks has taken over the domestic duties.
With auditions for the Chester Station Synchronised Tap & Parasol Ant Dance Company underway, the Office is pleased to introduce the judging panel: 🕷️ Julian Mercer, Choreographer Julian has enjoyed a distinguished career in dance, both as a performer and…
Tiggy has reviewed this morning’s departmental reports and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🐈 Tiggy wishes to correct yesterday’s assumption that, upon leaving home, she spent the morning at Chester Station. In fact, she briefly…
Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🗳️ Independent Adjudicator Mrs Constance Pickering’s risk assessment into the potential consumption of ballot papers by the Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical…
Following clarification from Wee Tap Shoes R Us regarding the number of shoe sets contained within the 143-box consignment, and confirmation that all ants will be given a fair opportunity to audition, members of Health & Safety (Ant Division) have…
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🐈 Following a week of officially sanctioned sick leave, Tiggy has resumed her duties. Her Personal Private Secretary wishes it to be recorded…
Independent Senior Adviser for Constitutional & Strategic Matters Luther has completed this evening’s patrol and reports that all remains broadly under control. The Employee of the Week ballot papers remain with Independent Adjudicator, Mrs Constance Pickering pending the Department for…
Following further questioning of Station Rats A & B, the mystery of how 628 Standard Issue Wee Parasols came to be found in Mr Moss’s Travelling Tote has been solved. Rat B admits that, on the morning after the Health…
Independent Senior Adviser for Constitutional & Strategic Matters Luther has completed today’s Morning Patrol and confirms that all remains broadly under control. Mrs Constance Pickering, Independent Adjudicator from the Cheshire & Warrington Employee Recognition Ballot Standards Authority, has arrived at…