The Department of Internal Investigations & Prosecutions confirms that its investigation into how hundreds of Standard Issue Wee Parasols lost at The Chester Station Tap on the night Health & Safety (Ant Division) were celebrating their successful 26-ant synchronised quadruple somersault with parasols fully extended came to be found in Field Operative Phileas Moss Esq.’s Travelling Tote remains ongoing.
Mr Moss has been fully cleared of any involvement and has been returned his Travelling Tote, although the documentation originally contained within remains missing.
Station Rat B, who was taken in for questioning after attempting to sell Standard Issue Wee Parasols to Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn, continues to assist the DIIP, which is now widening its enquiries as, while Station Rat B maintains that he was acting alone, inconsistencies in his statement indicate otherwise.