Following recent events, one has taken pause to consider the precise meaning of “All Remains Broadly Under Control” and can confirm the correct interpretation is as follows: A state in which, while minor incidents, administrative irregularities, interdepartmental disputes, missing paperwork,…
Dear Tiggy, Please accept my apologies for not having communicated sooner; however, one has been fully occupied. Shortly after departure yesterday, I encountered the Duck (you know the one), a most interesting and erudite fellow, I must say. His outlook…
To: Mr Phileas Moss Esq. One notes that, despite your having departed yesterday at 10.30am aboard your Travelling Trolley for the purpose of undertaking the Morning Patrol, as of 10am this morning (17/09) neither the corresponding Morning Report nor any…
Having failed to impress Tiggy with her nursing credentials, Socks has decided to demonstrate her hunting skills…Tiggy remains unimpressed.
Socks has been captured playing dress-up in an attempt to ingratiate herself with Tiggy. Unfortunately, Tiggy is not amused by the young imposter…and insists the bed belongs to her and nocat else!
Before we begin, I should like to remind all that a successful patrol, like any expedition of consequence, begins with a well-rested and well-equipped traveller, as I learnt to my detriment during an arduous assignment in the Erg Chebbi dunes,…
Mrs Peckhurst regrets that she has been unable to complete Tiggy’s morning patrol, largely due to the Duck (you know the one), who appointed himself Assistant Temporary Morning Patrol Officer and challenged her interpretation of “broadly under control” at every…
Tiggy would like to reassure human subjects that, following a good night’s sleep, she is feeling much better this morning and is currently relaxing in a patch of sunshine. She would like to say a huge thank you for the…
Tiggy’s Personal Private Secretary was called to Chester Station this afternoon after Tiggy suffered a seizure while on duty. To reassure her public, while very sporadic, Tiggy has had seizures before, so staff had medication on hand to be administered.…
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Mrs Peckhurst has located the paperwork accompanying the 143-box consignment from Wee Tap Shoes R Us, which confirms it contains 63,847 Wee Tap…