The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that matters remain broadly under control. The Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations confirms that the second field operative deployed to follow Field Operative Phileas Moss Esq’s…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has now completed her evening patrol and that everything remains broadly under control. Preparations for the forthcoming Official Office Staff Census have continued throughout the day. The Office remains optimistic that this simple administrative…
The Office has received a number of enquiries regarding today’s unusually quiet proceedings. As well as giving great consideration to Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst’s resignation, Tiggy and her Principal Private Secretary have been working hard on the Office’s official branding, which…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has concluded her morning patrol and that matters remain broadly under control. The Department for Media & Correspondence reminds Human Subjects that unauthorised photography remains unauthorised. Treats must be presented BEFORE filming commences. Failure…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has now completed her evening patrol and that everything remains broadly under control. The Department for Media & Correspondence has been made aware of unauthorised filming of Tiggy today. Human Subjects are reminded that…
Human Subjects are reminded that Tiggy does not take kindly to being filmed whilst conducting official patrols without her explicit authorisation. A prolonged stare should be interpreted as a formal disciplinary warning and may result in your name being entered…
I can confirm that I have now obtained my first eyewitness statement concerning last week’s incident involving a badger, a vole, two butterflies, a blue tit and a protest placard. The witness, the duck previously involved in the incident concerning…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that matters, once again, remain broadly under control. Preparations for the forthcoming Office Staff Census continue. All members of staff, regardless of species, title or level of self-importance,…
