Yesterday was Buzzy’s 15th Birthday. Unfortunately, not being a dog person, Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn made no arrangements whatsoever to mark the occasion. Buzzy is still looking out for a helicopter. In an attempt to cheer Buzz up, Tiggy has…
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Phileas Moss Esq. has submitted his statement concerning the discovery of hundreds of Standard Issue Wee Parasols inside his Travelling Tote. The Department…
As it’s a Bank Holiday weekend, Socks is enjoying a little downtime with her Scalextric.
Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Field Operative Phileas Moss Esq.’s travelling trolley remains parked outside the Chester Station Tap this evening. It is assumed he is inside writing…
Module 3c: Interspecies Relations (Rabbit) Socks has today been introduced to Milo from Upstairs as part of her ongoing aptitude assessments. Initial observations are that Socks was considerably more interested in Milo’s broccoli than Milo. The Department for Careers &…
Following recent concerns regarding the adherence to rules, the Duck (you know the one) has been addressing the ants in the Staff Census queue on the importance of rules. The Office has obtained the following partial transcript. DUCK: …let’s now…
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Field Operative Phileas Moss Esq. has been permitted to leave the Department of Internal Investigations & Prosecutions (DIIP) following questioning regarding the Standard…
Following the careful selection of photographs, the editing of layouts, ensuring that Tiggy appears an appropriate number of times, and that all necessary written information is included, Tiggy’s Personal Private Secretary is delighted to announce that the Official Tiggy 2027…
Buzz has located a newly installed staff relaxation pod. Toffee thinks it is for cats and says Buzz is too big for it. Buzz remains unconvinced and intends to continue trying to fit into it.
Tiggy apologises for the slight delay in this morning’s report. She has been rather preoccupied enjoying the new massage chair received from Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn for her birthday. She has now completed her morning patrol and reports that everything…