The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that matters, once again, remain broadly under control. The Department for Elections & Governance reports that there is growing dissent on Platform 6 between the faction…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that matters, once again, remain broadly under control. Following a review by the Department for Internal Reviews & Procedural Oversight, the Department for We Pardon You Tiggy has…
The Department for Internal Reviews & Procedural Oversight has concluded its review into the actions of Anita Butler of the Department for Health & Safety (Ant Division) in relation to today’s trip hazard incident. The review has established that the…
The Office is pleased to report that this morning’s unexpected Health & Safety briefing has now concluded, allowing normal Office operations to resume. Tiggy has now completed her morning patrol and the Office can confirm that matters, once again, remain…
Firstly, I would like to personally apologise for the delay to today’s Morning Report. This is due to my requirement that Tiggy attend an urgent Health & Safety briefing. The briefing will cover a number of important workplace safety topics,…
Commuters are advised to exercise caution as they navigate Chester Station this morning due to a Tiggy-shaped trip hazard on the station concourse.
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that matters once again remain broadly under control. Station Rats A and B have begun serving their respective sentences for manufacturing fraudulent ID cards and coercing Bat Moths…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has now concluded her interview with Station Rat A and reached the following conclusions: Both Station Rats A and B were well aware that they had absolutely no authority or remit to manufacture ID…
On behalf of the Department for Health & Safety (Ant Division), I have now concluded my investigation into the recent manufacture of fraudulent identification cards using a laminator and have determined that, in doing so (quite aside from any criminal…
The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that everything remains broadly under control. The Office is pleased to confirm that following overnight operations, Station Rat A has been successfully apprehended by Tiggy and is now…