INCIDENT REPORT: Montgomery Burrows here, reporting live in the aftermath of a dramatic incident outside the north transept of the Wee Parasol Cathedral around twenty minutes ago. Station Rat A was an eyewitness. A, what happened? “I was taking a…
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Supplies of sugar have begun arriving outside the north transept of the Wee Parasol Cathedral following yesterday’s appeal by the 14,873 striking ants.…
Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Having completed his 34-day custodial sentence for his part in the fraudulent street-food licensing operation, Station Rat A was today released from custody.…
Mrs Peckhurst wishes to remind all concerned that postal ballot papers for Employee of the Week for the week ending 12th June must be returned by Thursday at noon. She would further like to clarify that her earlier instruction to…
MEET THE TEAM: Field Operative Phileas Moss Esq. is pleased to introduce his newly appointed multidisciplinary Flying Harness Engineering Team – Miles Mercer – Materials & Webbing Engineer Miles is a highly experienced webbing engineer with a specialism in building…
Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that everything remains broadly under control. The situation within the Wee Parasol Cathedral is unchanged with all 14,873 members of Health & Safety (Ant Division) remaining inside refusing either…
There will be no Evening Report as Tiggy is currently assessing both the Wee Parasol Cathedral and the situation surrounding the industrial action occurring within it. In its place, Tiggy has authorised the release of Socks’ First Piano Lesson: Part…
By Montgomery Burrows, Senior Associate Deputy Investigative Correspondent for Underground, Small Mammal & General Station Affairs A remarkable scale model of Chester Cathedral, constructed from Standard Issue Wee Parasols by The Office of Tiggy’s Health & Safety (Ant Division), has…
MORNING REPORT: Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and can confirm that all remains broadly under control. A number of human subjects have alerted the Office to reports of an armadillo called Stanley who has escaped from a zoo in…
Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. Routine measurements for the ants’ Standard Issue Wee Parasol scale model of Chester Cathedral have resulted in the discovery of a previously unrecorded…