Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control.
Mrs Peckhurst has located the paperwork accompanying the 143-box consignment from Wee Tap Shoes R Us, which confirms it contains 63,847 Wee Tap Shoes. Unfortunately, there is no breakdown of how many are for front, middle or rear feet, nor whether they form Complete Six-Foot Professional Sets, Standard Four-Foot Dancing Sets, or a mixture. Emmeline is attempting to contact Wee Tap Shoes R Us; however, their Wee telephone lines are very busy.
The 14,873 striking ants are said to be becoming increasingly frustrated and desperate to get back to dancing. An unnamed human subject passing through the station yesterday claims to have witnessed a pair of ants executing a flawless synchronised triple back somersault incorporating a 360-degree twist inside the north transept of the Wee Parasol Cathedral when they believed nobody was looking. The ants have declined to comment.
Toffee would like to thank everybody for their kind well-wishes and is pleased to report that she is still a little sore, but feeling much better. Her humans remind her that overly exuberant games should not yet resume. Socks is also reminded that stealth tail attacks will not result in the premature resumption of overly exuberant games.
The Department of Internal Investigations & Prosecutions has taken Station Rat A in for questioning following the statement provided by Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn regarding the conversation she overheard.
The first batch of The Office of Tiggy 2027 Calendars is being posted out to those who pre-ordered today, with further print runs planned to fulfil new orders. Local followers are reminded that Official Tiggy Merchandise is available from Cheshire Home Stores in Chester Market, where the 2027 Calendar will also be available to purchase by the end of this week. Local Pickup is also available for orders placed via https://www.tiggythecat.co.uk/shop.
Tiggy is currently listening in on Emmeline’s attempts to telephone Wee Tap Shoes R Us. The hold music is rather high-pitched, but surprisingly catchy.