Tiggy has reviewed this morning’s departmental records and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🦆 Following forensic examination, a partial goose print has been found on Hindrik Solberg’s ceremonial handbell. Investigators are now working to establish…
Tiggy has reviewed the day’s departmental records and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🦆 Hindrik Solberg, the Norwegian lemming whose ceremonial handbell was involved in Saturday’s incident at the World Town Crier Tournament, attended the…
By Phileas Moss Esq. Words are hard to come by to adequately document what I can only describe as my perilous ascent into the rarefied reaches of the upper atmosphere. I could not tell you how high I rose. At…
Tiggy has reviewed this morning’s departmental records and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🦆 The Department for Internal Investigations & Prosecutions has established that the clapper that struck the Duck (you know the one) during…
Tiggy has reviewed the day’s departmental records and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🦆 The Department for Internal Investigations & Prosecutions has now begun its forensic examination of the ceremonial handbell and detached clapper involved…
Simulated Prey Herding & Claw Control In this assessment, Socks was required to demonstrate visual tracking, controlled pursuit and the ability to herd a simulated target while exercising complete claw restraint. For Health & Safety reasons, live prey is not…
Tiggy has reviewed this morning’s departmental reports and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🦆 The Duck (you know the one) remains in a coma at the Waterfowl Unit of The Earl of Chester Hospital following…
Tiggy has reviewed the day’s departmental records and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🦆 The Duck (you know the one) remains in a coma following Saturday’s incident. Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst visited him this afternoon and…
By Phileas Moss Esq. The sun itself seemed to know it was an auspicious day, casting as it did majestic shadows of The Carriage Shed’s great arches across the timeworn brickwork upon which my foot stood, while far above me…
Tiggy has reviewed this morning’s departmental reports and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🦆 The Duck (you know the one) is in intensive care at the Waterfowl Unit of The Earl of Chester Hospital following…