Following recent enquiries regarding the temporary suspension of the Annual Staff Census, I have been asked to clarify the circumstances which led to the suspension. Readers may recall that the original census procedure required each ant to demonstrate their strength…
The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The Department for Health & Wellbeing advises that Tiggy appears to be making a gradual recovery from her post-Dillwyn Manor…
The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The Department for Law & Justice confirms that today’s court proceedings concerning the provision of a fraudulent Station Street Food…
The following is a transcript of Station Rats A & B’s defences in the case brought by the Department for Law & Justice concerning the provision of a fraudulent Station Street Food Vendor’s Licence (SSFVL) and associated documentation, resulting in…
Sunday Programme 08.30: Awakening Ceremony – Tiggy to wake naturally within the luxury guest suite, with Mrs Dillwyn-Llewelyn in attendance to open the curtains and flood the room with sunlight at the precise moment she stirs. 09.15: Breakfast – A…
MORNING UPDATE: The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control. It is advised that Tiggy is still suffering from slight holiday blues following her weekend stay at Dillwyn…
EVENING UPDATE: The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The Department for Travel & Hospitality notes that today’s publication of Part I of Tiggy’s official pamper weekend…
Part I: Friday Evening to Saturday Evening 17.22: Tiggy to depart for Pen-y-Bont. 19.55: Arrival at Pen-y-Bont Railway Station, where Tiggy will be greeted by the Manor’s chauffeur and transported to Dillwyn Manor. 20.10: Welcome reception: formal introductions and refreshments…
MORNING UPDATE: The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control. Tiggy’s weekend at Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn’s manor in Penybont was most agreeable and included bird watching, sun-bathing…
The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that all remains broadly under control. The Department for Law & Justice has now concluded its investigation into the recent food poisoning incident. An Official Statement…