18.05 Dear Ernest
Dear Ernest, It is with a heavy heart and downward beak that I write this letter, but I feel the time has come for an open and honest assessment of our marriage. I have, over the years, been a supportive…
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18.04 Wee Parasol Cathedral: Foldable or Firmly Fixed?
By Montgomery Burrows, Senior Associate Deputy Investigative Correspondent for Underground, Small Mammal & General Station Affairs The long-awaited inspection of the Wee Parasol Cathedral by the Chester Society of Miniature Architecture took place earlier today and has taken an unexpected…
18.03 Morning Report
Tiggy has reviewed the departmental records and regrets to report that, although certain matters have progressed, all does not yet remain broadly under control. 🏠 Tiggy is still under house arrest while the matter of her missing GPS collar continues.…
18.02 Evening Report
Tiggy has reviewed the departmental records and regrets to report that, due to the continued disappearance of her GPS collar, all does not remain broadly under control. 🏠 Tiggy is still on house arrest while her GPS collar remains at…
18.01 Please Share – Have You Seen Tiggy’s Collar
!!!ALL DOES NOT REMAIN BROADLY UNDER CONTROL!!! Tiggy is currently working from home after losing her (rather expensive!) GPS collar and QR tag. The collar was last tracked as being in The Carriage Shed adjacent to Chester Station at 18.28…
17.15 Evening Report
Tiggy has reviewed the day’s departmental records and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🦆 Mr Ernest Peckhurst has instructed his wife to end her bedside vigil and return home. Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst has informed him…
17.14 Morning Report
Tiggy has reviewed this morning’s departmental records and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🦆 Mr Ernest Peckhurst returned home late yesterday evening following a week-long overseas business trip in his capacity as Managing Director of…
17.13 Evening Report
Tiggy has reviewed the day’s departmental records and is pleased to report that all remains broadly under control. 🦆 The Department for Internal Investigations & Prosecutions has identified the partial goose print recovered from Hindrik Solberg’s ceremonial handbell as belonging…
17.12 Tiggy Says Socks Smells of Dog
Tiggy says Socks smells of dog. Socks says she can’t imagine why.
17.11 Feline Sedan Chair Replica Measurements
This afternoon Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn began taking measurements for the life-size, exact, poseable replica of Tiggy to be used during the forthcoming Department for Vehicular Licensing & Animal Conveyance (DVLAC) examination of the four badgers assigned to be her…