The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control.
The Official Staff Census commences on Platform 5 today. All creatures are reminded to complete their forms honestly and legibly. Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst has requested patience whilst operations are underway and asks all creatures to ensure they have any relevant ID documentation ready before reaching the front of the queue. The process will proceed alphabetically by scientific species name. Any creature unsure of their scientific classification should report to the Department for Biological Classification, Taxonomy & General Creature Identification BEFORE joining the queue.
The first temporary carrier pigeons continue their initial training. Today’s exercise, Ballot Paper Retention Under Adverse Canine Conditions (BPRACC-1), will take place on Platform 6 with assistance from the Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis. As part of the assessment, the five remaining recruits will complete 40 circuits of the platform whilst carrying ballot papers, with Harley, Pepper, Buzz and Toffee in close pursuit. The exercise is designed to ensure ballot papers remain secure under conditions of moderate to severe canine enthusiasm. Human subjects should not to be alarmed if they hear barking and/or terrified squawking – this is a planned training exercise.
The search for Station Rats A & B continues. Following Station Rat A’s failure to attend his scheduled community service yesterday, the Department for Law & Justice confirms that additional offences have now been added to his file. Tiggy reminds the pair that, should they fail to present themselves voluntarily, she will personally hunt them down.
The Department for Merchandise & Commemorative Affairs reports that preparations for official Tiggy products continue nicely. New processes are currently being put in place to ensure that all items meet the exceptionally high standards expected by both Tiggy and the public. Further details will be announced in due course.
The Office wishes all staff, passengers and creatures a pleasant and productive day.