Good morning. Tiggy has now completed her first morning inspection and all remains broadly under control. 🕊️ Voting for Employee of the Week continues on Platform 5, and while small flying mammals have now left the protest, crowds of non-flying…
The Office can confirm that matters remain broadly under control. 📰 Montgomery Burrows of The Chester Chronicle today published an article questioning whether Emmeline has forgotten the principles she championed during the campaign to repeal the Avian Representation Act 1996.…
📋 STATEMENT FROM TIGGY 📋 Following recent discussion regarding democratic representation, my Independent Senior Adviser for Constitutional & Strategic Matters, Luther, and I have completed a thorough review of the relevant legislation, departmental guidance, historical records and the manifesto previously…
📋 CLARIFICATION FROM AVIAN AFFAIRS 📋 Following media reports regarding the Department’s position on voting reform, Avian Affairs wishes to provide clarification as to its stance. The Department has always been fully supportive of and remains firmly committed to the…
The Department can confirm that the Field Operative tasked with locating an Avian Translation Expert continues to make progress. Following a period of consultation and diplomatic engagement in The Chester Tap Room, the operative is now exiting Chester Station and…
By Montgomery Burrows,Senior Associate Deputy Investigative Correspondent for Underground and Small Mammal Affairs. Serious questions are being asked after remarks from Avian Affairs appeared to call for a delay to further voting reforms at Chester Station. The comments come less…
Tiggy has completed the first inspection rounds of the day and can confirm that all remains broadly under control. Various avian subjects continue to vote on Platform 5 under the watchful eye of Emmeline (despite the continued growth of protesting…
The Office can confirm that matters remain broadly under control. Demonstrations relating to democratic representation amongst non-avian stakeholders continue on Platform 6. Discussions between Tiggy and Luther, Independent Senior Adviser for Constitutional & Strategic Matters, remain ongoing. A number of…
The Department of Avian Affairs recognises the concerns being raised by non-avian stakeholders occupying Platform 6 and fully supports their right to seek representation within the democratic process. However, the Department respectfully asks that it be acknowledged that it is…
The meeting between Luther, Independent Senior Adviser for Constitutional & Strategic Matters, and Tiggy regarding the ongoing situation in the vicinity of Platforms 5 and 6 remains ongoing with no resolution as yet. The Office can confirm that a number…