The Office can confirm that Platform 6 has been temporarily closed due to ongoing demonstrations relating to democratic representation for non-avian stakeholders. Participants are understood to include small mammal, arachnid and insect communities who have put their differences aside and…
Tiggy has completed her morning inspection and can confirm that while there is some disruption in the vicinity of Platform 5, all remains broadly under control. The Office continues to receive correspondence regarding democratic representation amongst various non-avian stakeholders. While…
The Office can confirm that matters remain broadly under control. An unauthorised excavation was investigated and an unidentified individual discovered therein was subsequently identified as Montgomery Burrows of The Chester Chronicle. Matters relating to democratic representation amongst non-avian stakeholders are…
Following extensive enquiries, correspondence, investigations and many hours spent retracing the operative’s previously reported movements, the Department can now confirm that the missing field operative has been located within the Chester Tap Room, where he is taking a short rest…
Following a period of questioning in my office, I can confirm that the unidentified individual discovered within the unauthorised excavation has now been identified as: Montgomery Burrows, Senior Associate Deputy Investigative Correspondent for Underground and Small Mammal Affairs, The Chester…
Following a joint investigation into reports that a Foreign Affairs field operative may have become involved in an incident near the site of the unauthorised excavation (location classified), both departments can now provide the following update. • The hole has…
Following the receipt of numerous enquiries from both within the Office of Tiggy and the wider public, Avian Affairs wishes to clarify the following: • Avian Affairs is not responsible for the whereabouts of field operatives. • Avian Affairs is…
Tiggy has completed the first inspection rounds of the day and can confirm that all remains broadly under control. Various departments continue to undertake various departmental activities. Several reports, memoranda, enquiries, investigations and discussions remain ongoing, but having reviewed the…
Voting operations on Platform 5 continue under the supervision of Emmeline, Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs (Platform 5 Division). In light of recent events the vote has been extended until 5pm GMT 19 June. The Department for…
The Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations reports that GPS signal with its field operative has been lost. The Department for Underground & Subterranean Affairs is investigating reports that the operative may have become involved in an incident near…