Good morning.
Tiggy has now completed her first morning inspection and all remains broadly under control.
🕊️ Voting for Employee of the Week continues on Platform 5, and while small flying mammals have now left the protest, crowds of non-flying small mammals, arachnids and insects still continue to gather in considerable numbers (estimated to be in the range of 1 to 1.5 million) on Platform 6.
🦇 Overnight voting arrangements for eligible flying mammals were implemented as scheduled.
📋 The Office has requested a detailed report regarding the aforementioned overnight voting operations, but notes this has not yet been received. The Office trusts it will not become necessary to chase Avian Affairs on this matter.
🌍 The Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations reports that its Field Operative continues to make progress towards the Upton area of Chester in his quest to procure an Avian Translation Expert.
Tiggy has now returned to her office for rest and refreshments. Human subjects are requested to proceed with their day in a calm, quiet, and orderly fashion.