The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her routine morning patrols and that all remains broadly under control.
Following yesterday’s opening of the Official Office Archives, human subjects are reminded that whilst current governance continues on Facebook, historical records are now available for review at https://www.tiggythecat.co.uk.
Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst continues overseeing Employee of the Week voting on Platform 5 in her capacity as Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs & Flying Mammals (Platform 5/6 Division). Voters are once again reminded that PLATFORM 5 HAS NO AVIAN TOILETING FACILITIES – AVIANS SHOULD MAKE APPROPRIATE ARRANGEMENTS TO RELIEVE THEMSELVES BEFORE JOINING THE VOTER QUEUE (nearest facilities: The Carriage Shed area).
Unverified reports suggest the demonstrations on Platform 6 are becoming increasingly vocal and may now involve more than 3 million insects, spiders and land-born mammals. Tiggy is expected to meet with Special Adviser Luther at some point during the week to discuss the situation. Until then, the ballot remains open to birds and flying mammals only.
The Department of Foreign Affairs & International Relations reports that its Field Operative remains on his mission to locate an Avian Translation Expert. Meanwhile, the Department of Auditing & Financial Compliance continues its examination of his expense claims.
The Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis has again requested additional time to complete its Flying Mammal Statistical Report, citing the continued absence of Pepper BSc (Hons), FICSA’s tennis ball as a significant operational obstacle.
Tiggy wishes all human subjects a very pleasant Tuesday and has now retired to her office for a scheduled nap.