The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her routine morning patrols and that all remains broadly under control.
Having cleared the backlog of voters over the weekend, Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst continues overseeing Employee of the Week voting on Platform 5 in her capacity as Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs & Flying Mammals (Platform 5/6 Division). To avoid hold-ups, birds and flying mammals are reminded to have their ID ready for inspection when they reach the beginning of the queue for the ballot box.
Demonstrations on Platform 6 continue, with reports that the total number of protesters (insects, spiders and land-born mammals) may now have exceeded 3 million.
The Department of Foreign Affairs & International Relations reports that its Field Operative has recommenced his mission to locate an Avian Translation Expert. The Department of Auditing & Financial Compliance is in the process of examining his expense claims.
The Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis has requested a further extension to the publication of its Flying Mammal Statistical Report, citing the continued absence of Pepper BSc (Hons), FICSA’s tennis ball as a blocker to completing it.
Tiggy has now retired to her office for a scheduled nap, a light snack and final preparations ahead of an important OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT later today.
The Office wishes all human subjects a very pleasant Monday.