Following an emergency meeting involving the Departments for Avian Affairs, Elections & Governance and Law & Justice, Tiggy has reached a decision regarding the current situation on Platform 5. The Office has been advised by the Department for Historical Research…
The Office of Tiggy is aware that the situation on Platform 5 has continued to develop overnight. Reports indicate that Emmeline remains attached to the railing and has now been joined by a number of additional avian subjects, including multiple…
The Department for Treats and Snacks is pleased to confirm that Buzz (Senior Human Behaviour Analyst) and Toffee (Junior Data Acquisition Officer) have been awarded sausages in recognition of their weekend overtime work relating to the Employee of the Week…
The Office of Tiggy is aware that a pigeon named Emmeline is currently on hunger strike and attached to a railing on Platform 5 in protest of the Avian Representation Act 1996. Whilst the Office respects the right of all…
The Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis has completed its midpoint review of activity in the Employee of the Week public vote. Current analysis indicates that Becky holds an early lead, whilst both Jakub and Sophie continue to attract…
To: Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis CC: Department for Elections & Governance From: Department for Canine Resources, The Office of Tiggy Subject: Weekend Working Arrangements The Office of Tiggy has become aware that the Employee of the Week…
Following consultation between the Department of Human Excellence and the Department for Elections & Governance, it has been deemed appropriate to call a public vote to determine Employee of the Week for the week ending 12 The nominees are as…
The Office of Tiggy can confirm that multiple attempts have now been made to wake Tiggy in order to have her announce the recipient of this week’s Employee of the Week Award. These attempts have included: • Calling her name.…
Following the introduction of the Employee of the Week Award on Friday 13th March 2026, and having retained the title for a record 17 consecutive weeks, Tiggy has reluctantly conceded that it may now be appropriate to open the award…
The Office of Tiggy wishes to advise human subjects that Tiggy’s scheduled 6PM Address will be subject to a delay. Following the successful resolution of today’s incident at the latter end of Platform 7, during which two pigeons were apprehended…