Following the receipt of numerous enquiries from both within the Office of Tiggy and the wider public, Avian Affairs wishes to clarify the following:
• Avian Affairs is not responsible for the whereabouts of field operatives.
• Avian Affairs is not responsible for investigative activities occurring beneath station infrastructure.
• Avian Affairs is not responsible for toilet facilities or the cleaning of said facilities.
• Avian Affairs is not responsible for platform alterations or timetabling issues.
Avian Affairs remains committed to supporting fair democratic process and, as such, is completely focussed upon ensuring the vote for Employee of the Week continues with the decorum and dignity it deserves.
Please refer to the attached document and ensure that going forward matters are directed to the appropriate department.
Emmeline
Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs (Platform 5 Division)
The Office of Tiggy