The Office of Tiggy can confirm that multiple attempts have now been made to wake Tiggy in order to have her announce the recipient of this week’s Employee of the Week Award.
These attempts have included:
• Calling her name.
• Opening one eye.
• Opening the other eye.
• Mentioning dinner.
• Mentioning DREAMIES™.
• Mentioning dinner and DREAMIES™ simultaneously.
Despite these efforts, Tiggy has declined to resume official duties.
In light of her continued operational unavailability, and noting the increasing interest shown by human subjects, the Department for Human Excellence has, due to the exceptional circumstances, authorised a formal public vote for Employee of the Week (Week Ending 12/06).
Details of how to vote will follow after consultation with the Department for Elections & Governance.
Department for Human Excellence