The Department for Treats and Snacks is pleased to confirm that Buzz (Senior Human Behaviour Analyst) and Toffee (Junior Data Acquisition Officer) have been awarded sausages in recognition of their weekend overtime work relating to the Employee of the Week election.
The Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis was recalled outside normal operating hours to assist with polling analysis and voter engagement monitoring. Tiggy recognises both officers for their service and dedication.
The Department for Law & Governance would like to remind all staff that sausages remain subject to taxation under the Feline Revenue & Treats Act 2021