The Department wishes to place on record its sincere thanks to the Lost Property Office for the successful recovery of Pepper BSc (Hons), FICSA’s tennis ball.
Following its return, it was unanimously agreed that the item should undergo a short period of practical testing to verify that it remains fit for purpose.
This testing has, regrettably, developed into an extended departmental game of fetch at Chester Racecourse which is still ongoing.
Publication of the Department’s statistical report will therefore be delayed.
I have also granted Toffee permission to postpone the resit of Module 2 (Tick or Fly) of the mandatory PA (Parasite Awareness) course assigned by the Department of Workplace Health & Safety until normal levels of excitement have been restored.
Harley
Head of the Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis