The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that matters once again remain broadly under control.
The Department for Elections & Governance confirms that voting for Employee of the Week continues despite both the increasingly vocal and disordered demonstrations on Platform 6, and Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst’s reported deep disappointment in the whole of the Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis following the Head of Department’s suggestion that she undertake additional management training.
Montgomery Burrows, Senior Associate Deputy Investigative Correspondent for Underground & Small Mammal Affairs for The Chester Chronicle, has been escorted from the station following what the Office has described as a “lapse in journalistic impartiality.”
The Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations confirms that Field Operative Phileas Moss Esq. continues his mission to procure suitably qualified Avian and Insect Translation Experts. His latest dispatch reports steady progress, although his journey has been somewhat delayed by the scenic nature of City Road, which is apparently right now, “Aglow and mesmerising as the flickers of late evening light dance upon the gossamer wings of insect voters leaving the station.”
The Department for Historical Research reiterates that the recently released footage of Tiggy (and the attached image) as a kitten was shared solely for its historical significance and is in no way intended to overload the public with cuteness in an attempt to distract them from the recent difficult questions raised by Montgomery Burrows.
The Office wishes all staff, passengers and members of the wider community a peaceful evening.