Tiggy has now completed her end of week patrol and is pleased to confirm that matters, once again, remain broadly under control.
The Department for Elections & Governance has taken note of today’s report by Montgomery Burrows in The Chester Chronicle concerning the potential coercion of moths in the Employee of the Week ballot. The original investigation relating to moths voting as flying mammals remains ongoing.
The Department of Auditing & Financial Compliance confirms receipt of the first instalment of Field Operative Philias Moss Esq.’s explanation regarding recent expenditure. It is hoped that his “comfort break” will support rather better focus upon the matter in hand (namely, why an expense bill totalling £197.30 has been submitted when an Avian Translation Expert, it seems, is still some considerable distance from procurement) in the next instalment of his explanation.
The Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis confirms that Pepper’s tennis ball has now been formally released from the care of the Department for Sporting & Recreational Equipment for a weekend game of fetch.
Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst remains on Platform 6, where protester numbers continue to swell.
Unless circumstances require otherwise, governance has now concluded for the weekend.
The Office wishes all human subjects a most restful weekend.