The Office can confirm that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control.
Voting in the Employee of the Week ballot remains suspended while the Department for Elections & Governance continues its constitutional review. The Office would like to remind all interested parties that investigations will not be sped up by questions or speculation. Administrative matters shall, and shall always, proceed at the speed they proceed.
The Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis has confirmed that Pepper’s tennis ball is now in the care of the Department for Sporting & Recreational Equipment, where it will remain securely stored until the end of the working day. Statistical work has resumed.
Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst continues overseeing demonstrations on Platform 6. Protester numbers did indeed swell yesterday. The Office congratulates all new parents, but would also like to remind human subjects to dispose of any leftover food responsibly in order to keep population explosions inside the station to a minimum.
The Department of Foreign Affairs & International Relations advises that Field Operative Philieas Moss remains at the Town Crier pub, fully engaged in preparing his written explanation regarding recent expenditure. It is understood that this document has become rather more comprehensive than originally anticipated.
The Office wishes all human subjects a happy and productive Friday.