The Office can confirm that matters are once again broadly under control.
🕊️ Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst has accepted her promotion from Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs (Platform 5 Division) to Interim Assistant Deputy Acting Head of Avian Affairs & Flying Mammals (Platform 5/6 Division). Accordingly, voting operations on Platform 5 have resumed, whilst order has been restored on Platform 6.
🌍 The Department of Foreign Affairs & International Relations has successfully located its previously missing Field Operative. The mission to procure an Avian Translation Expert remains active. Matters relating to the operative’s expense claim have been referred to the Department of Auditing & Financial Compliance for routine administrative review.
📊 The Department of Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis has confirmed that the analysis regarding overnight flying mammal voting will be submitted by 11:00am GMT on Monday. Pepper BSc (Hons), FICSA, has yet to recover her missing tennis ball.
🗳️ Employee of the Week voting will remain open throughout the weekend to allow sufficient time for all eligible votes to be cast following the recent disruption. The ballot will close at 5:00pm GMT on Monday.
The Office is now closed for the weekend.
Unless circumstances change, governance will resume on Monday morning.