Following consultation between the Department of Human Excellence and the Department for Elections & Governance, it has been deemed appropriate to call a public vote to determine Employee of the Week for the week ending 12/06.
The nominees are as follows:
Becky
For services to The Office of Tiggy, continued support of station operations, and demonstrating considerable dedication to Tiggy. Becky has worked tirelessly to redeem herself since receiving a written warning due to the ‘Jabba’ incident earlier in the week (JABBAGATE) and Tiggy is satisfied that she has used the lesson to grow professionally.
Sophie
For services to wardrobe and feline fashion. The exact nature of Sophie’s contribution to The Office of Tiggy this week remains classified at this time, but Tiggy can assure her human subjects that a vote for Sophie is very well deserved.
Jakub
For services to photography and image management. Tiggy, while not typically an endorser of the use of AI in the office, was purrticularly pleased with the above image.
VOTING INSTRUCTIONS
Human subjects should cast their vote by commenting ONE of the following:
Becky
Sophie
Jakub
NOMINEES
You may use the comments to petition your case.
ELECTORAL RULES
• One vote per human subject.
• Duplicate voting is prohibited.
• Voting by proxy is prohibited.
• Pigeons remain ineligible to vote under the Avian Representation Act 1996.
• In times of election, the offering of DREAMIES™ is banned should they be seen to sway the vote.
Voting is now open and shall remain open until 5PM GMT on Sunday, 14 June 2026.
The Office of Tiggy expects proceedings to be conducted with decorum and dignity by all involved and thanks all human subjects for their continued cooperation.
Department for Elections & Governance
The Office of Tiggy 