The Office of Tiggy has been made aware that an esteemed (?) human colleague, Becky Griffiths, has circulated a photograph of Tiggy in which she, undeniably, appears distinctly “Jabbaesque”.
Tiggy wishes it to be formally recorded that the photograph was taken mid-digestion following a particularly successful rat-catching operation and should not be regarded as an accurate representation of her usual elegance and poise.
Following a brief internal review, Becky has been issued with a written warning.
The photograph will nevertheless remain on the public record in the interests of transparency.