It has come to my attention that my esteemed (?!) colleague Becky Griffiths has posted this rather ‘Jabbaesque’ photograph of yours truly.
In my defence, I was mid-digestion following a particularly successful rat-catching operation and can assure you, my loyal followers, that this is not an accurate reflection of my usual elegance and poise.
Becky, please consider this a written warning.
Yours, Tiggy 
Chief Rat Catcher & Inspector of Human Behaviour, Chester Station