Sunday Programme
08.30: Awakening Ceremony – Tiggy to wake naturally within the luxury guest suite, with Mrs Dillwyn-Llewelyn in attendance to open the curtains and flood the room with sunlight at the precise moment she stirs.
09.15: Breakfast – A six-course tasting menu prepared by Mrs Dillwyn-Llewelyn featuring Welsh meats and fish, accompanied by a flight of broths including Salt Marsh Lamb Reduction and Carmarthenshire Mouse Elixir.
11.00: Portrait Sitting – Mrs Dillwyn-Llewelyn to continue work on her oil portrait of Tiggy. Tiggy’s participation shall be entirely voluntary; she may instead elect to nap or wander away entirely.
11.30: Hunting Expedition – Tiggy and selected feline dignitaries from neighbouring estates shall gather for a private hunting expedition led by internationally respected Master Huntress Lady Arabella Ashcombe. To be followed by a picnic luncheon of caviar, hand-massaged beef strips, butter-poached langoustine, free-range quail eggs and slow-cooked rabbit loin.
13.30: Cardboard Castle Construction – World-renowned Swiss Cardboard Castle Designer Herr Lukas Karton to construct a cardboard replica of Dillwyn Manor featuring reception rooms, concealed passageways and observation windows. Tiggy shall be invited to occupy the completed structure, although no offence shall be taken should she prefer the empty delivery box.
14.30: Sun Terrace Reception – Formal sunbathing upon velvet cushions overlooking the estate gardens. Vintage tuna water shall be served in a crystal goblet, accompanied by chilled lobster tail and flame-seared king prawns.
15.30: Grand Laser Show – A choreographed laser display by internationally acclaimed laser artist Professor Leonardo Lumina, with full audience participation encouraged.
16.45: Gifts & Farewell Audience – Presentation of handcrafted keepsakes including a miniature portrait, embroidered velvet cushion and handmade artisan cat treats, followed by formal farewells.
17.40: Departure – The Manor’s chauffeur to convey Tiggy to Pen-y-Bont Railway Station for the 18.06 service to Chester.