MORNING UPDATE: The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her morning patrol and that all remains broadly under control.
It is advised that Tiggy is still suffering from slight holiday blues following her weekend stay at Dillwyn Manor. Whilst station facilities, food provisions, and matters relating to fuss and attention remain, on the whole, entirely satisfactory, they cannot quite compete with Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn’s exacting standards. Human subjects should therefore be aware that Tiggy may be somewhat more aloof than usual and will almost undoubtedly turn her nose up at mass-produced cat food.
The Department for Travel & Hospitality will later release Part II of Tiggy’s Official Weekend Itinerary covering Sunday’s engagements at Dillwyn Manor. This will provide even greater insight into Tiggy’s current mood. Should any members of staff or passengers be in possession of a royal throne, please drop it off at the ticket office to aid Tiggy in her emotional recovery.
Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst reports that while the Staff Census remains suspended, deliveries of postal ballots for the Employee of the Week vote continue throughout the CH1 district. The three qualified carrier pigeons have completed deliveries to all squirrels in Grosvenor Park and are now tackling the more geographically challenging deliveries to creatures residing in thick hedgerows and underground. The Office wishes them well.
The Department for Law & Justice confirms that Station Rats A and B remain in custody awaiting sentencing. Officials advise that speculation regarding possible penalties remains premature.
The Office wishes human subjects and creatures alike a wonderful day.