The Department can confirm that its Field Operative tasked with procuring an Avian Translation Expert has now departed Chester Station and continues to make progress towards the Upton area of Chester.
An eyewitness has reportedly observed that the operative is now heading in the direction of the Town Crier with some considerable vigour. GPS signals confirm this report.
The Department remains highly satisfied both with progress and with the fortitude and bravery with which the operative is conducting himself.
Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations