Buzz

Buzz is Senior Human Behaviour Analyst within the Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis.

Alongside Toffee, Buzz was recalled outside normal operating hours to assist with polling analysis and voter engagement monitoring during the first week of the Employee of the Week (weekending 12/06) voting and was awarded sausages for her overtime. The data provided was later found to be incomplete.

Buzz was also called upon to assist in managing demonstrations on Platform 6 in Emmeline’s absence.

My interest in human behaviour began during my observational training aboard the RAF Air Sea Rescue vessel Jaymac, where I learned that remaining alert to the unexpected is often the most valuable skill of all: quick observation, prompt action (response first, thought second).

Since joining The Office of Tiggy, I have sought to apply my RAF training to the study of human behaviour at Chester Station. Whilst statistical analysis forms an important part of my work, I still firmly believe that the most valuable insights are often gained through barking incessantly until the humans respond—a working method I am pleased to note my esteemed Head of Department, Harley, also appears to favour.

I remain committed to providing accurate, evidence-based analysis in support of Tiggy’s governance and look forward to continuing my work on behalf of the Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis.

• Pepper
• Toffee

Submission of incomplete data for Employee of the Week voting (Instagram votes omitted).

Snack detection (able to identify snack in human pocket from 20 paces).