The Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has completed her evening patrol and that all remains broadly under control.
The Department for Law & Justice has now concluded its investigation into the recent food poisoning incident. An Official Statement has been issued confirming that Mr Fergus Redfern was himself the victim of an elaborate fraud perpetrated by Station Rats A and B. Following the conclusion of enquiries, Mr Redfern has been released with no further action. Station Rats A and B remain in custody pending sentencing.
The Department for Training & Retraining is pleased to report that Toffee has successfully passed her practical assessment for Module 34-4a: Avian Missile Avoidance. Although examiners noted that the pass was achieved by what they diplomatically described as “the narrowest of margins” due to a very near miss when a chip was thrown at her from behind. Nevertheless, the Office extends its full congratulations to Toffee and looks forward to welcoming her back to work on Monday.
The Department for Foreign Affairs & International Relations confirms that Field Operative Mr Phileas Moss Esq. is making steady progress on his revised mission to recruit a Temporary Classification & Taxonomy Officer (Mammals, Insects, Birds & Arachnids) and is now approaching The Live Rooms. He is reportedly weary, but buoyed by the prospect of traversing the multicultural and vibrant Brook Street after reading about it on Trip Advisor.
Finally, the Office is pleased to report that Tiggy has accepted a kind invitation from Mrs Gladys M. Dillwyn-Llewelyn for a ‘pampering weekend’ at her country manor just outside Penybont village. Tiggy is therefore currently packing her overnight bag and ensuring that she has adequate snacks for the journey. She will return on Sunday evening.
The Office will reopen on Monday. Until then, Tiggy wishes all creatures and human subjects a peaceful weekend.