The Office can confirm that Tiggy has now completed her evening patrol and that everything remains broadly under control.
The Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis has completed its analysis of human subjects’ estimates of their ages. Whilst Tiggy’s age was estimated with remarkable accuracy, humans appear to have a poor ability to guess canine ages. Toffee remains particularly offended, whilst Buzz remains positively elated.
The Department for Cleaning & Environmental Hygiene has released a mandatory staff training video of Tiggy demonstrating the paw hygiene standards expected to be maintained by all Office personnel. The Department for Human Behaviour & Statistical Analysis will almost certainly require additional training.
The Department for Auditing & Financial Compliance is still reading the third instalment of Mr Phileas Moss Esq.’s explanation relating to his expenses (to be released to the public shortly) and is reportedly hopeful that he may, at some point, get to the matter in hand. Mr Moss’s current whereabouts remain unknown, although the Field Operative sent to follow his trail is reportedly making good progress and is currently heading towards The Chester Station Tap with notable vigour.
The situation concerning Mrs Emmeline Peckhurst remains unchanged. Her resignation has not been accepted and discussions continue.
Tiggy has now retired to her office to give her full attention to the important matters of snacks and naps. She wishes all staff, passengers and creatures a peaceful evening.